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  • bombaysardar
    07-17 10:22 PM
    If you look at the rules closely on the website, pregnant women are exempted from taking shots. The medical tests should not be a problem.





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  • priderock
    06-15 12:49 PM
    How about an option, I just got in to US and taking advantage of this situation by buying an approved LC for substitution ? Doubt any one would tell even if they are doing it :)





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  • orangutan
    10-04 03:57 PM
    Good, USCIS is working on saturday for you. You are lying again like you did for your visa?

    finally approved... got magic emails this morning :D:D

    How does one go about canceling the pending EB2-NIW i-485 (possibly get the money back... will be glad to donate it all to IV :D:D)





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  • rick_rajvanshi
    12-07 12:06 PM
    I won't worry about this at all as they have addressed this situation few weeks back here :

    http://www.uscis.gov/portal/site/uscis/menuitem.5af9bb95919f35e66f614176543f6d1a/?vgnextoid=5e0bc5afdc095110VgnVCM1000004718190aRCR D&vgnextchannel=54519c7755cb9010VgnVCM10000045f3d6a1 RCRD

    Moreover , I have found it easier to get hold of IO ( call center guy quickly handovers calls to IO ) when I call them to check for status on a my AP which is not appearing on the CaseStatus web site.




    Q : I have received my receipt notice, but when I check my case online it does not appear. How do I get my case added to the system, so I can check on the progress of my case? NEW



    We have had an unprecedented number of applications filed in the last few months. Our efforts to enter these applications into our systems have caused a delay in the transfer of information from our case control system to the Case Status Online system. We are seeing delays of up to three to four weeks between receipting of your application and its status being available online. We are reviewing solutions to resolve the situation as soon as possible.



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  • babuworld
    12-07 02:23 PM
    I got the same message for my I-485 application. I called the customer service representative and she transfered me to Immigration Officer. The Immigration Officer is so kind. He told me that there are two different systems in USCIS , one in mainframe system and another is DB2 System. My case is on Mainframes system so it will get transfered to DB2 System as they have few problems in updating.

    I too got my receipt numbers 8 weeks back, but still i am getting the same message.

    Thanks,
    babu work.





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  • Ramba
    06-18 06:15 PM
    485 is a very simle procedure you can do your self. The best thing is download the latest I-485 form from USCIS website and spend some time in reading it. It clearly says what should be attached. Each lwyer says different things. Do not send too much. Do not send all the pages of paspoort. It will defenitly add weight.

    Here is the list I sent long time back.

    I-485 form
    Attachements:

    1. 140 approval notice
    2. Offer letter.
    3. Fee
    These three are very important.
    3. 4 biographic pages
    4.Medical cover.
    5. Latest I-94
    6. All the approval notice to prove your non-immigrant stay (most cases H1B approval notices)
    7. Bio-graphic and visa pages of old and new passport.
    8. Birht certificate.


    Dependent and Child.

    All the 3 to 8.
    1.I-134 (sponsership)
    2. Bank statemnet (no tax or w2 forms, not needed)
    3. Marrage certificate.

    Thats all.

    got RFE for Birth certifcate, as it was late registered. I sent a affidavit and very old school document in response to RFE.



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  • werc
    03-28 03:22 PM
    So a person on H1B goes onto a H4 and wants to come back onto a H1B 3 months down the line. As per your statement , the person is subjected to the cap. Was that what you were implying ?

    I think you were referring to this in the link.

    b) Persons who have previously been counted against the H1B quota (a person would only be counted once against the cap unless s/he has a year outside the U.S., thereby resetting the clock on the six-year limit.)

    I understand this to mean that aperson who has spent a year outside the US has 2 options.

    1. To apply for a new H1 (subject to the cap)
    2. To use the remainder of the 6 years he has from his prior H1B.

    Please correct me if I am wrong.


    If you don't have 1 year gap. otherwise you are subjected to.





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  • Abhinaym
    11-17 09:42 AM
    The President is once again giving Political KULFI to all Legal immigrants.



    Can you please explain what is 'political KULFI'? Not obvious to me...



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  • punjabi
    09-29 01:02 PM
    My suggestion is don't ask for a referral for a good consulting company.

    If two consultants are working through a consultancy, their own opinion might differ drastically about the same company. These desi consultancies treat everybody differently.

    They do not have set standards. Even if they have some on papers, I have seen none so far who follows those.

    They say we will give you 90% of your share. They meet you with smiling face and they talk very politely. And when you ask the Work Order to confirm your rate, they very conveniently change the figure and fax it over to you. This is not an assumption, I have seen it happening before my eyes.

    And most of all, they do not feel any remorse or guilt at all.

    So, please look for your own. Be careful. Avoid the ones who smile constantly even while chewing the biggest burger on their plate. :-)

    Find an American company. They know their state laws and are afraid to commit anything against those.

    Good luck, my friend!



    Guys, Suggest me a good consulting company. My employer is OK until now and he just started demanding money even for H1 extensions. I am seriously thinking of moving. Please suggest good desi consulting companies who can support my GC and keep min billing. I have a very good project in hand





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  • saji007
    05-03 12:53 PM
    I had both PERM and I-140 copy. I think I-140 should be enough. Any way check with the lawyer, of the new company before resigning from the current one.

    You should get 3 years, in a normal case, depends on the reviewing officer. If not you can apply for H1-Extn based on approved I-140 from prev employer ( Current Employer should not revoke it, I think) . I changed twice after I-140 and both times i got 3 years.



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  • nsync1979
    06-18 03:08 PM
    thanks chanduv23 !!





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  • InTheMoment
    10-14 12:25 PM
    Also, a minor correction to the answer on whether all have to wait for 5 years after GC to get naturalized...the only exceptions are military personnel *and* those who married US Citizens (marriage based GC's) - these categories have to wait only 3 years



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  • Sakthisagar
    11-16 01:05 PM
    Rajeev was mentioning Sen Robert Menendez (D-N.J.), name for S.1085 bill. I called his office two times, I will make it a point I am calling him every week. Rajeev Please let us all know if you have any update that Sen.Menendez have plans for S.1085 along with Dream Act??





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  • mgakhar
    03-06 10:21 AM
    Well I managed to reschedule my travel so now will be able to get my FP done.

    Other than AP, EAD, Passport, I-797 and ofcourse the FP notice, is any other document that I need to take?

    Manish.



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  • WAIT_FOR_EVER_GC
    07-30 08:51 AM
    I must correct the following facts for you.
    - Last year FB to EB was 10K approx so this year the expectations are similar according to your attorney. All these numbers are distributed proportionately amongst all categories, refer demand data document.
    - The confusion seems to in the administrative language, spillover means FB to EB.
    I think you should read atleast a few pages or posts on the predictions calculations thread before being judgmental. The calculations have been done from all possible sources a) Inventory b) USCIS processing volumes and from large samples from other sites. If you have better sources with facts and figures please let us know. Somebody merely saying something will happen has no meaning. With regards accuracy said what is happening months back and many people believe that his predictions are accurate and very close to reality. I believe you should read atleast the post on page 1 it may clear many of your misconceptions.
    Leave them ted, they will never understand





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  • ebizash
    10-08 10:50 AM
    It will reduce net pay for citizens of countries without totalization agreements with India, specially because the EPF contribution in India applies to total gross pay without any upper limit.

    Isn't this exactly what we have to go thru here in US by paying SS Tax?



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  • karthkc
    05-14 04:46 PM
    Thanks IV for your efforts on this. This is jsut personal, but I do find the timing too much of a coincidence. My thought would be related to the increase in filing fees aspect that will now net USCIS a goldmine in terms of huge filings.

    Is there a timeline we can figure out that would allow for most filings to go through at the old fee structure?

    That would net some savings for filers who have multiple dependents.

    Just a thought.....





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  • saloni
    07-18 02:28 PM
    I am currently on H1b visa and have filed I-485 as primary. My spouse is also on H1B and is derivative. We both have EAD's but are still maintaining H1B status.
    My employer is reluctant to file H1B extension as there are lots of RFE's and client/vendor letter requirements and paper work he does not want to do.
    He has asked me to change my status to H4 and work on EAD.

    Can I work on EAD without filing H1B-H4.

    or
    After the new memo regarding unlawful status, it is better to file H1 to H4 and continue working on EAD for my employer.
    Will this affect anyhow on my chances of approval of my AOS?



    Appreciate your response.





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  • gsc999
    04-02 12:54 PM
    Hi,

    I am in the Peninsula, in Nor. Cal. My congress woman is Anna Eshoo. Please let me know how I can help. I have called her office and asked for support for the STRIVE bill. I will call her office again and set up a meeting. Need the collateral from IV. Anyone near around this area?





    txh1b
    04-15 06:31 PM
    My friend had a similar RFE and he got a month to answer. Luckily he found his I-20 copy.

    Couple of things you can try.

    1. Contact the previous company/HR/Lawyer that filed for the first OPT/H1b for you and they might have a copy of it. Most companies/lawfirms retain the files or archive it rather than destroying it. This is the best bet.

    2. Whatever the lawyer suggested along with any proof of your I-94 with D/S stamp from your student days along with clear copies of passport stamps with DOE and exit.





    DSLStart
    10-02 11:43 AM
    sorry to hear your wife's bitter visa experience. But you should have researched in this web site and other web sites like immigrationportal.com for people's experience at Canadian US consulates, most of them have stressed the fact that, if its a first time H1 stamping without education in US, avoid going to any third country for stamping. Very less chance of getting approved. Even on web site of US consulates in Canada it is clearly mentioned.
    But anyway the 3rd option you mentioned may be wisest to avoid long term uncertain stay in canada.

    My wife went to Vancouver consulate this morning for her H1 B Visa stamping (She is currently on a H4 visa). This is her first H1 Stamping and since we both are Permenant Residents of Canada she opted to attend the Interview in Vancouver Consulate.

    The Visa Officer who interviewed her was very rude to her and said he had to do her Education Degree Verification and put the case in Pending and gave her the Standard 221g letter (without circling any detials they need) but in the Other section he wrote as PPT (not sure what PPT means?). Also the moment she attended the interview he Cancelled her H4 Visa as "Cancelled without Prejudice" and he took her application forms and her I -797 and gave her the passport back and said the consulate will notify her in email about the update.He said he wanted to verify her education degrees in India and said she will have to stay there till the verification is done. The only lucky thing for us is we have PR to canada so the stay in canada is not a problem. Currently she cannot come back to US as her H4 is cancelled and will have to stay there till they reach the decision. Has anyone encountered a similar issue before and

    1. Usually how long does it take for the education Verification to be done (atleast approximately so that we can prepare for that)

    2. He has not even seen her Educational Documents and not taken them as well(All he took was the application forms and the I-797). So how do they verify the Education Degree in India(do they have to dig into the docs that she has sent when applying for H1B??). We do not have any problem in Education verification as everything is Real and Authentic

    3. Also since her I-797 is with the Visa officer can she go and ask that she wants to take her interview back in India and request for the I-797 back?

    4. If they deny her H1 B visa can she re-apply for H4 again or would this be a issue as well?

    Unfortunately this was a very bad experience for her and to top that the Visa Officer being rude to her really didn't her a chance to ask to more details:(

    I am sorry if this post is redundant but your inputs and suggestions are greatly appreciated in this urgent matter. Please help!!!



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