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  • pbh444
    Mar 25, 08:48 AM
    This is madness. The Verizon website is still showing the original price for iPad 1. (And my Verizon store claims to know nothing about the lowered prices).





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  • whooleytoo
    Sep 27, 03:40 PM
    So should Apple not have been granted any of their trademarks for use of the word "Apple?"

    Well, bear in mind they were sued (successfully, the first time around) for using that! ;)

    I'm more concerned with trademark names of products rather than companies, given that each company could have dozens of products, hence there is much greater potential for contention over product trademarks than company trademarks.

    Honestly, I don't have much problem where company or product trademarks are generic terms not directly associated with their respective industries, for instance Apple Computers ("Elephant Cars", "Earthquake Chocolates" etc..) The potential for name contention there isn't that great.

    But when companies attempt trademark generic terms which have relevance in that specific domain - such as "pod" for a portable device for storing and carrying digital media, the likelihood for contention over names skyrockets.

    I don't really have much sympathy for any company who wants to leverage familiarity/phonetic similarity with everyday words, but then in turn fights to have exclusive rights to phonetic variations of it.





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  • The DRis
    Apr 21, 04:47 PM
    Wirelessly posted (Mozilla/5.0 (iPhone; U; CPU iPhone OS 4_3_2 like Mac OS X; en-us) AppleWebKit/533.17.9 (KHTML, like Gecko) Version/5.0.2 Mobile/8H7 Safari/6533.18.5)

    I wish my iPhone had an altimeter so that my workout software could tell me how many calories I burn when I climb hills in san Francisco.

    RunKeeper Pro. Free app, tells you the elevation climbed as well as time, distance, calories burned etc.





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  • Eraserhead
    May 31, 08:08 AM
    I don't think the number of clicks is the best metric here. If there are hundreds of articles in a category, it takes a long time to skim through the list of them. If you can spend a few extra seconds narrowing down what you're looking for, it can be much faster to find something.

    I believe from a usability perspective getting it down to 5 clicks is good enough, and 3 ideal so certainly sub sub categories would work.

    A solution is a solution no matter whether it's the Command Line or a GUI, besides that, a lot of apps also have a CLI equivalent, Property List Editor and defaults, Disk Utility and diskutil, Automator and automator, etc. So clearly articles involving Disk Utility would also need to include diskutil, and Automator would need to include it's CLI equivalent...

    That can be included as a "see also" link at the bottom of the article.

    I would class a CLI app as anything that has to be run in Terminal/X11 and you can't just double click an icon to load the program (as you do with MATLAB)


    OK, let's take this one small step at a time and see what we've come up with.

    Option 1 looks better, option 2 is trying to use too few categories IMO.

    One possibility for a way forward would be to create a new category called BetaMainPage and then create categories called BetaMac Hardware or whatever and see if it works.

    EDIT: I don't know if it'd be better to do this publicly or privately...



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  • mrkramer
    Apr 24, 01:55 AM
    What has Obama really done besides go on vacation for the last few years? How the hell has he raised any bar? Tell me what all he promised to do and then tell me exactly how many of those things he has accomplished so far.

    Even though I doubt you actually want to see anything here (http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/promises/obameter/rulings/promise-kept/) is a list of some things he promised to do and actually did. As far as politicians go Obama has been pretty good at keeping promises, I don't agree with him on everything but some of his problems with doing things come from the republicans stopping him and him having too much of a desire to compromise.





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  • paintblock
    May 3, 11:24 AM
    what?

    that's not the same thing at all. If your mom calls you on the phone and says "i can't run this new app because it says i need to update" you can walk her through it from 2000 miles away. If she's got an ipad and the next version of Angry Birds requires a new iOS version, and she doesn't have a computer, you can't talk her through that. unless you think this would work:

    "OK, Mom, what you need to do is go to Best Buy, and go to one of the macs, and then open iTunes, and sync your ipad with it, and then do software update on it, and then erase your account info from the best buy mac, and that's all you have to do!"

    right.

    OH MY GOD THERE ARE NO OVER THE AIR UPDATES FOR iOS? WHY WOULD ANYONE BUY SUCH A DEVICE?

    I never realized this, guess I'm just too used to my G2 ;)



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  • AvSRoCkCO1067
    Aug 14, 03:11 PM
    Nonsense. Apple is selling a lot of computers right now because Jobs Osbourned the entire PowerPC range just over a year ago by announcing the switch to Intel. For each model of Mac, sales were artificially low before the Intel version was launched, and artificially higher after.

    Additionally, people are happer buying Macs if they know they can switch back to Windows if it doesn't work out. One of the major barriers to owning a Mac has been removed by the Intel switch (whatever my misgivings on the subject.)

    It's simply ridiculous to argue that the ads have helped sales. Sales would be much higher now than they would have been six months ago even if Apple had stopped advertising completely. The question is whether they would be even higher if they weren't insulting their target audience. The answer, of course, is yes.

    They sold how many macs last quarter? Over a million, right? How many boot camp downloads have they had....?

    Of course the ads have helped sales - the question is, how much. Are you seriously implying that no advertising WHATSOEVER would increase sales...? :rolleyes:





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  • likemyorbs
    May 3, 10:55 AM
    I blame you Americans. Too much Housewives of Nebraska and The Apprentice.

    There's a Housewives of Nebraska??? Sounds interesting, do they keep their trailers clean? :D



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  • kingkongrope
    Apr 7, 06:28 AM
    I've never jailbroke a ipod touch before so I don't rely know how to do it.
    I've got myself a ipod touch 32gb 4gen.

    So could some one give me a guide on how to do it, it's running on 4.3.1

    Thanks
    paul

    I've just seen I've posted this in Ipad :O
    Could some one move it to the right ipod bit thanks





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  • Gromit
    Aug 15, 05:12 AM
    I hate these ads. Thankfully they have taken it off the Apple front page, it was getting to the point where I feared my Apple bookmark. Apart from them being irritating, negative, uninformative and dull, they do not travel well.

    At least the dreadful "Shake 'n' Vac" adverts were dubbed into a local tongue when they played outside of the US.



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  • MikeTheC
    Nov 11, 05:38 PM
    Oh, I know it's sort of off-topic, but check this out:

    How to Fold a Shirt (http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/fold.php).

    And for those among us here who speak Japanese, what is the woman saying exactly?





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  • scott523
    Sep 25, 10:01 AM
    how many of us actually care much about aperture...?
    Nope not me. :rolleyes:
    I'm locking my eyes onto a possible new MacBook. :D



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  • funkywhat2
    Jul 6, 12:11 AM
    Originally posted by awulf
    The Macintosh SE has a 68000 processor which limits it to the StyleWriter series (I think up to the StyleWriter II works on it). Laser printers are different and to my knowledge all LaserWirters will work on a Mac SE.

    THe Mac SE can have up to Mac OS 7.5.5, which includes the LaserWriter 8 driver and other LaserWriter Drivers.

    It depends on what ports are available on your LaserWriter. Tell us the model name.

    I don't have one yet, looking for info so I won't waste my money.





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  • mattwolfmatt
    Mar 30, 10:12 PM
    Haven't they been updated importing issues since day one? Is this about the 4th update?



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  • njchris
    Apr 12, 04:50 PM
    I got the Verizon 64gb iPad2... I get a signal in my office with Verizon. AT&T dies as soon as I go into my office.

    And the speeds are pretty decent on it in my area.





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  • dkoralek
    Oct 11, 12:41 AM
    the both use the Intel Core microarchitecture technology, however they are branded differently


    on the left side, is the only place that Xeon was listed. There are 5 processors listed there, however on the top where the tabs are, there are only 4, there is no xeon



    something they taught in SAT's (i dont know if they still have this these days)
    Merom:Woodcrest = C2D:Xeon... they are at the same level, but not one under the other

    But weirdly, if you click the core 2 duo link on the Intel web page Xeons show up in the list (which vaguely blurs the lines). I assume that this is because some Conroes can be branded as Xeons and some as Desktop Core 2 Duos. In the end, I think we can all agree that Woodcrest Xeons, Conroes, and Meroms all share a common basic architecture (the core architecture) and that the Macpro was the first machine Apple shipped with the new architecture (with the iMac following).

    Cheers.



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  • Lord Blackadder
    Sep 13, 07:54 AM
    I had general anesthesia once, when I had my wisdom teeth out.

    I passed out while they were putting in the IV - I was a little nervous, but I didn't feel too nervous until all the sudden I was on my back with the nurse calling my name. Then I was a bit embarrassed. (My mother is an RN in that very OR, so the doctor and staff were all hand picked by her, as a favor. She teased me about how I gave them all a fright by passing out, since they knew my mother would flip if anything untoward happened).

    When they actually had me in the OR the doctor said, "OK, I'm going to give you the anesthesia now". I felt an ever so slight burning in my arm, and thought "Hmm, I wonder how long it will ta----". Out. Then I woke up in the recovery room. I was a little out of it, I certainly couldn't drive or anything.

    I'm Catholic, but I imagine that if you don't believe in an afterlife dying is just like getting anaestesia; boom, you're out, that's it.





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  • erck24
    Apr 25, 11:40 PM
    It's a Mid 2009 15" Macbook pro. I think it's the version of bootcamp, 3.0.4 but i can't find 3.1 or later on the apple site for some reason and all the other ones download in code; driving me drazy. I think the version of windows is either the original or 7.1. Any thoughts?





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  • iTucci
    Sep 25, 09:59 AM
    Japan store is still selling Aperture 1.1 ...





    Full of Win
    Nov 6, 06:55 AM
    You already use cards, which are trackable, stop whining, give us the option for ultra convenience, They'll still let you pay in cash if you choose!

    You have the option to allow another to see/use your card, whereas RFID are wireless and do not give you the same protection.





    joebells
    Sep 1, 09:18 AM
    well apple did do some stuff about osx86project.

    But anyway it would be nearly impossibly to track and go after someone with the semi widely distributed wwdc beta as people are allowed to install it on laptops for one so that right there leads to a multitude of different ip's from just going from hotspot to hotspot and two I can't imagine apple had people write down their ip's when they signed up for wwdc and many times you do have a changing ip so that whole argument is out the window.

    Now if apple really wanted to go after the leakers they could have made it all download based and embedded a serial number in the download corresponding to the adc membership and a counter appended to the end. Then when they saw multiple copies getting the update all with the same serial number then they could go after the originating adc membership holder. But otherwise they cannot track you based on your IP thats just foolish to think as they can't determine legal copy from illegal copy.

    For the record I do not have it but I wouldn't feel worried about getting it.





    zap2
    Mar 30, 08:19 PM
    Corporation tax only taxes companies profits...



    Because then everyone else will do the same and your exports will suffer. Additionally its illegal under WTO rules.

    What exactly is 'illegal' under WTO rules? Tariffs in general are not

    (See here http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/china/2010-12/14/content_11701758.htm)





    JordanTracer
    Apr 6, 08:02 PM
    Okay, anyone with any intelligence can tell this is fake.

    1. Camera positioning is wrong, the positioning of the camera would be closer to the middle of the ipod, because the image sensor would be to wide/thick to fit there, its not like the iphone which is not rounded.
    -in image 4 you can also see that the camera was photoshopped in by the pixel patterns
    -photo 1 you can see fake shadowing opposing the camera to make it look as if its real, but really giving away its fakeness

    2. capitative button, the idea is cool, but apple already discussed this option and said it was unreliable, and would cause many to lose battery life from heat activation.
    -Also in image 3 you can clearly see it was photoshopped by the blurring, repeating and the swirling on the fingerprints.

    3. Capacity, the actual and physical capacities of a device are different, a 128 gb ipod would have 120gb physical. then some more reserved for apple so 118gb
    -also photoshopped, if you noticed the added blur in the area of device capacity, its because there is. also the focal point is distorted by the blurring effect so it proves the photoshopping

    4.DVT-1 that is the name commonly used for the development of iphone, but each test was labeled with its respective code such as N90, or its respective XXGB meaning which has come to be known as the common for test items, because the cases are manufactured the same for many levels as the internals are tweaked and tested.
    -photo 1 shows a blured capacity like 64gb, not the same as the 4th pictures dvt-1
    -photo 4 is filtered to much, and has photoshopped DVT-1 which would be an improper labeling




    so in conclusion macrumors should remove this or label it as fake on top, its completely fake, and not even a good rumor.





    Compile 'em all
    Jan 6, 03:34 PM
    Push Notifications are when your phone automatically checks for updates, alerts etc. without you having to open the app right? I guess it's just misleading to me because when I hear "push" notifications, I think of something that happens when I push the app or open it up.

    Thanks for the fast response!

    What you are explaining is pull, not push.

    In push, the phone keeps one connection alive to Apple. When Apple receives data for your phone, it will push it to your phone through this connection. The phone doesn't "check" anything.



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